Porn Site Test: Review of funny made teen porn website TeenBurg.com
Are you looking for erotic pictures and hot erotic videos of cute girls 18+? I too enjoy watching porn videos and horny pics. Although I have to admit that I am more into MILFs, I am also attracted by the natural and still naughty nature of young women.
When teen girls are fucked hard for the first time in front of a running camera by potent male porn actors, their reactions are extremely horny. But even in pure softcore shots, the girls look extremely seductive when they masturbate or pose naked, or half-naked.
I came across Teenburg.com by accident. The domain name promises that it is an exceptional German teen porn site. Also, the thumbnails and the German makeup of the sex site show that it is not the one-size-fits-all of other teen sites. Interestingly, the porn site operator also offers the Teendorf.com project, which is about outdoor sex.
I was so curious about the teensex site that I really wanted to test it. What I experienced during my trip to Teenburg, I have written down here in my test report. I would be happy if you would leave your opinion below the review in the comment field.
Opinion about the preview area of TeenBurg.com
When you see the preview area of TeenBurg.com for the first time, you immediately get the feeling that you are finally not visiting a low-quality porn site.
The blue design, a funny animated chapel, a coat of arms, German texts and clear teensex photos arouse the visitor’s interest. The slogans are interesting as well. For example: „Trip to the land of fucking teens“ or „We just came back from the wonderful city of Teenburg – and in our luggage a huge load of new videos in highest resolution“ or „Attention! No professional models, just teens from next door!“
Even though the project name Teenburg makes you expect an ancient castle as a backdrop, it’s a fantasy city that sounds a lot like Hamburg. The idea is somehow funny and extraordinary.
Automatically, one wonders where exactly the city of Teenburg is supposed to be located. It is suggested to you via the German language that it must be in Germany. But if you scroll down the page further, you realize that the porn actors have Russian-sounding names, e.g. Miloslava and Miroslav. Since there is no imprint, I suspect that the operator will be located in Eastern Europe or Russia.
Attentive site visitors will notice other things when scrolling down:
- Many videos have no scene description
- The last update was on May 10, 2013
- if you calculate 20 videos per page times 22 subpages in the navigation bar, you should be able to expect 440 teen porn videos.
Oddly enough, there are two preview areas. One that you can access via THIS link and one via THIS. The second link seems to be the more modern version. There, the animated Flash elements have already been replaced with static images. Flash animations are considered outdated and should no longer be included on websites.
But much more interesting is the fact that the second link allows you to surf damn deep into the page structure of the preview area! You’ll find over 330 video trailers there that run for about 1 minute!
Also exciting is the link MODELS over which you can find 179 porn actresses. Although there are no sedcards where you can find more detailed information, but you can see very clearly in which teen porn the girls have played.
Not to be sneezed at is the PHOTOS menu item, which allows you to take a look at the over 103 photo galleries. It is even possible to list all thumbnails (preview images) and one already thinks that it must be a technical error, but then comes in the last step but the registration form for new members.
Although the preview area contains disturbing blunders, you can get a promising first taste of what content awaits you on Teenburg.com via my links above
Rating of the porn sites registration
To become a member of teenburg.com, click on one of the many „Register now“ buttons.
A page with the booking form will open. Unfortunately, the texts on this page are all English at once.
Two things stand out:
- One, you see above the booking form a notice that the price includes free membership to six sex sites: teenamite.com, teensexfusion.com, springtimebeauties.com, tinseks.com, teendorf.com, teensexreality.com. Probably Teenburg is a lock site for a porn network.
- Membership costs €39.95, making it one of the most expensive sex sites we have ever tested. I am very curious when booking if this price is worth it
In the form field you enter a desired username, a password and your email address** and decide to pay by direct debit or credit card. Then click on the yellow „Join Now“ button.
** with the email address I point out expressly not to use the private email address. Set up a separate email address for erotic sites at gmail.com.
When paying by direct debit, a plain form of the Dutch billing company Webbilling opens. If you decide to pay by credit card, a visually appealing form of the British-American billing company Segpay opens.
Fortunately, both forms are again in German. However, there is a subscription trap in the credit card form! Make sure that the two checkmarks of the „offers are unchecked („Get access to younglibertines.com / casualteensex.com for only $24.95 (USD) for 30 days then $19.95 (USD) every 30 days“) Otherwise you unintentionally sign up for two more memberships of the above porn sites. For me, the hooks (unlike other erotic sites) have not been preselected. Therefore, there is no point deduction. But you should pay attention to it.
If you click on the button „No Credit Card? Click here“ a third payment provider called GXBILL is offered. Here you should be able to pay by Giropay, Bank Wire (bank transfer), direct debit (EU Debit) and by phone bill.
Test – Review Member Area
After the registration you can finally log in to the member area http://teenburg.com/members/. Unfortunately, the member area is now but suddenly no longer German, as suggested on the two preview pages. Here at least basic English knowledge is required. I don’t think that’s very fair!
The operation of the member area is nevertheless relatively self-explanatory. First you should take a look at the navigation bar in the upper-left corner. It contains the following links: all | video | photo | Live Cam | Teen Cams!| VOD | support | search. The cam links are just ads and the VOD link (Video on Demand) opens a white-labeled version of AEBN. Behind the support link are download instructions for the videos.
So let’s move on to the most useful menu items VIDEO and PHOTO:
The Teenburg Video – Area
If you click on the link „Video“ you will get to one of the seventeen pages where 20 videos are listed. Thus, there are about 340 TeenVideos to choose from. An English scene description has been written for each video, as well as five photos and a rating function.
So far, so good. At first, one is still full of joy. However, you notice that all photos are strangely not clickable. You expect the clicks to take you to a video detail page with a streaming window.
But only then your eyes fall on a small text block with five links:
- high quality
- medium quality
- low quality
- mpeg format
- QuickTime format
Only then you understand that there is no scene detail page at all. That means: There is no streaming window, but only a video download function!
Behind the links „high quality, medium quality and low quality“ are three quality levels in the outdated WMV format. The QuickTime format is also superfluous, since QuickTime was discontinued by Apple in 2016. So, only the MPEG link makes sense, and I’ll take a closer look at these videos in this test.
Video functions are no longer up to date!
The missing streaming function is a huge disadvantage if you visit Teenburg with a smartphone or tablet. Downloading is very inconvenient there, in contrast to the computer, when storage capacities are only scarcely available.
The advantage of the download function is that you can watch the porn movies again and again (once you have downloaded them). However, so that you don’t lose track, you have to enter a suitable title for each video that you click on when saving it.
You cannot save the videos under automatically displayed number combinations, as they only refer to the film quality. If you would click on several videos of different girls one after the other, they would all have the same name when saving, if you always select the same film quality.
You will not find a video for every girl, some teen ladies only offer picture galleries.
Teenburg Video Content Rating
Despite all the negative circumstances, Teenburg porn is really hot! The sex scenes are presented as every viewer could know the sex from his own partnership. It is not only about pure „fuck scenes“, where it goes straight to the point.
The girls are stylish and sophisticated. They take it slowly: At the beginning of the videos they are fully dressed and then slowly and seductively undress until they are completely naked. Some of the graceful teen women lasciviously satisfy themselves in front of the camera. In other videos you can also watch them having hot anal, vaginal or oral sex with their lovers. No condoms are used during the sex scenes.
So you can’t expect any hard sex scenes – but the sex is very intimate, respectful and very authentic. You can expect the site to provide you with entertainment and variety over a long period of time without getting bored.
A huge difference from other teen porn sites is that the male performers are not seriously older, but must also be around 18–20 years old.
High quality video production
From the filming side, the girl porn could be better and of higher quality. The website does not look very modern and reminds more of porn sites that existed a few years ago. Teenburg has been around since 2008 and is a bit outdated visually.
I find that the illumination is super. However, the camera work sometimes seems a bit jerky.
The newest Teenburg videos are shot in 720p or 1080p HD. The oldest videos are from 2008. You have to be aware that there was no HD quality in the earlier vintages and the video quality leaves a lot to be desired. Nevertheless, browsing through the old videos is worthwhile, as you can find beautiful girls there as well.
The Teenburg photo section
The pictures on Teenburg are very good quality and very stimulating. Although they were shot in parallel with the video shoots, they are excellently lit and razor sharp.
In my opinion, the girls look even more beautiful in the photos than in the videos. It is pleasant that the girls look very natural in all areas. They have not had any breast augmentations or other cosmetic surgery. They are discreetly made up and therefore look very youthful and feminine.
The photo galleries are displayed in a usual thumbnail preview. Unfortunately, there is no forward and backward scrolling function in the enlarged view. This is incredibly annoying on mobile devices, but also on the computer and you quickly lose the desire to browse the photo galleries!
The images have a huge resolution of 2,464 × 1,643 pixels. This is already much too large in the web view, which noticeably slows down the image display.
Since you can also download the image files as a ZIP file, it’s more fun to view the photos on the computer with an image viewing program.
What else is annoying about Teenburg
Besides the missing video streaming and photo browsing feature, there is another huge aspect that is annoying on Teenburg:
the ads! Without an ad blocker, you can hardly stand the site! There are banner ads everywhere, some of which blink and fidget annoyingly.
It is also annoying that there is no well-functioning search function. You can’t filter specifically for videos with facial insemination, masturbation, threesome sex or outdoor scenes. It’s also a pity that you can’t search for horny models directly by physical features. The search is only halfway helpful if you already have some experience on Teenburg
Unfortunately, no effort was made to create profile pages for the models, where you can get information about the girls.
Also the navigation is not 100% well thought out. In the photo galleries, for example, the navigation bar (called pagination) of the video pages is strangely located above the pagination-quiet of the photo galleries.
Opinions about page layout & design
On the one hand, I like the Teenburg design relatively well, but on the other hand, it’s way too playful. I used to like the three-dimensional gimmicks, but they are now considered „out“. Because of the many display sizes of the different end devices, the two-dimensional „flat design“ is currently in vogue.
Since Flash was used as the design element, the preview on modern end devices, such as tablets and smartphones, but also in current browsers is only displayed with holes. Flash was discontinued due to security and performance issues.
In the member area, you can find your way around relatively quickly, but due to linking errors, you get annoyed at some point.
Absolutely not okay are the many penetrating advertising banners. You paid 40 EUR for the access – you don’t want to be annoyed with ads like on YouPorn or X‑Hamster!
Experiences with the subscription cancellation
In my case, I was not billed via Dutch Webbilling (as recommended above), but via the American billing company GXBill.
I was very surprised to see this text in the booking confirmation: „To cancel your membership, please go to the following link“. Wow, that’s really rare to be told to cancel your subscription.
I clicked on the link and on the page http://www.gxbill.de/DE/cancel.html were already auto-populated into the cancellation form. With just one click, the subscription is canceled and can still be used until the end of the billing period.
I have never experienced this as easy as with GXBill.
Test verdict & conclusion to the TeenBurg.com test report
Teenburg.com gives the impression that the sex site was enthusiastically built in 2008, but then forgotten in 2013. It is no longer very contemporary in the smartphone and tablet age.
In the very appealing preview area, streaming windows are displayed that do not even exist in the member area. The German language and the domain name only serve to attract German customers! Purely in terms of content, however, I liked the latest pictures and videos overall.
The teen porn was really appealing and arousing. Since the female and male porn actors look completely natural, they could also be „the neighbors next door“. No one is overly styled or made up in an obtrusive way.
It’s a pity that the erotic site is no longer continued and maintained. It would have the makings of a great teen porn site with a little diligence.Visit TeenBurg.com
|Country of operator:|
|Cost:||€39.95 / 1 month (subscription)|
|€59.95 / 3 months|
|Test / Demo – Access:||no|
|Payment methods:||Credit card, direct debit|
|Youth protection filter:||no|
|Photos / Images:|
|Number:||30,000 porn images|
|Ø Resolution:||2464 × 1643 pixels|
|Image gallery control:||no|
|Quantity:||340 porn movies|
|Ø Resolution:||Full HD 1080p|
|Ø Length:||10 minutes|
|Ø DL speed:||10,000 kB/sec|
|Format:||WMV, MPEG, MP4|
|DRM copy protection:||no|
Test report summary for TeenBurg.com
Fancy concept, but no longer up to date
Although the concept with a castle is quite funny, the design still does not meet modern internet standards. To support all browsers and mobile devices, the teen sex porn site would have to be converted to HTML5. The embedded video player is also sorely missed here. We recommend you to rather use another teensex site.
Image quality – 90%
Video quality – 83%
Sound quality – 83%
Exclusivity – 100%
Models – 100%
Authentic emotions – 60%
Variety – 60%
Extraordinary – 100%
Content quantity – 40%
Fairness – 30%
Promises / Reality – 60%
Sexual stimulation – 60%
Design – 90%
Navigation – 60%
Preview area (Tour pages) – 100%
Updates – 0%
Loading speed – 100%
Costs – 20%
Price-performance ratio – 50%
Payment – 50%
Price transparency – 70%
Advertising / Spam – 10%
Subscription cancellation – 83%
Overall impression – 40%
User Review( vote)
- Absolutely sympathetic young teens
- Extremely stimulating teen porn videos
- Great resolution of the photos
- Beautiful preview area
- Easy cancellation
- No video streaming!
- No photo scrolling function
- Member area is english
- Last update on May 10, 2013
- Only 10 minute long videos