Review: Review of the German fuckmachine porn site Maschinen-Fick.com
After many bitter disappointments of German erotic sites, we wanted to test a really great sex site again for this review. So we came across the promising erotic site maschinen-fick.com.
As the domain name already reveals, it’s all about the exciting topic of sex machines. The respective fuck machine of the actress puts a realistic dildo into a thrusting motion and is supposed to produce a vaginal orgasm.
If you are interested in the topics of love machines, real orgasms, hard fucks, masturbation and squirting pussies, you will definitely be tempted to sign up for a membership with this delightful preview layout.
Unlike American sex machine sites, the attraction here is of course that these are German girls and the website language is also German. We were very curious to see how this site performs in a direct comparison. In the following lines we will give you our honest opinion about the erotic site Maschinen-Fick.com.
Opinion about the preview area of Maschinen-Fick.com
The preview area of maschinen-fick.com is extremely successful. On seventeen preview pages, each with two video sets, you can see numerous exciting pictures and even streamed videos. The photos are partly clickable and enlargeable. As a location obviously very often a garage serves, in which several girls are taken through with different fuck machines.
In German, glowing, foaming and squirting pussies are promised in sometimes very crude language, as well as hammer-hard fucking sex machines, multiple and double penetrations (pussy and butt at the same time), girls screaming and moaning with horniness and extreme orgasms that you can no longer count.
In addition, horny fuck robots with mega dildos are to ensure that the girls in steam hammer fuck and extreme penetration absolutely knocked out and foamy to fuck until the horny sauce runs out of their pussies. (original quotes)
The website looks a bit technical and everything fits together. One is really tempted to sign up for a membership right away. Icons with iPod, Playstation, as well as WMV HD, Quicktime HD and a Fullmovie icon suggest absolute top quality to the prospective customer.
Rating of the porn sites registration
The first confusion is not long in coming. Namely, the costs are hidden behind a form in which one has to enter one’s e‑mail address in order to „request access to the protected XXX area“. In any case, one should use a SPAM e‑mail address, because it can be assumed that „interesting offers“ are regularly sent to the e‑mail address.
On the following page, an acute design break takes place. On a glistening white page, the prices are only now displayed. One is very surprised about the high price for the 30-day access, but curiosity about the Lovemachine videos prevails.
If you enter your payment data and confirm the number button, the access data is displayed on the next page. At the same time, an e‑mail with the login data is sent. The booking of the Dildomachine member area is done in three steps.
Test – Review Memberarea
One wonders after the payment already about the strange URL http://www.memberarea.tv/members/ and after the first login one is struck first. Like most projects of Cyberservices, you land on a portal website that takes some getting used to. In a left and upper navigation, you can find a lot of links to sex sites, live cams, video on demand etc..
Some of the sites are included in the package of Maschinen-Fick.com for free – but honestly: We ONLY want to see the booked machine sex movies. The design is an absolute disaster and after a good minute under the item „Exclusive“ you finally find the link labeled „Machine Fuck“.
After the click, the entire page turns black at once and it becomes clearer. 45 mini-pictures with buttons „Video“ and „Pics“ underneath now show the latest videos. At the bottom, there is a link „» to the old episodes »“. Unfortunately, when you click on this link, a blank, white page appears. (In general, there are some problems with the Java based member area script. Constantly one encounters various errors)
Since we only get to see 45 videos, we can only rate this number. We ignore the free movies and pictures in this review.
The attached iPod logo is a misleading symbol! It is untrue that you can enter the project with an iPhone, iPad or iPod. The „wonderful“ script of Memberarea.tv is based on Java and on the iPad the loading bar unsuccessfully loads a wolf.
Rating the Machine Fuck – Photo Gallery
If one clicks on the „Pics“ buttons, a picture script awaits the visitor that displays 9 thumbnails each. You can jump back and forth in the gallery via NEXT, BACK and INDEX. Unfortunately, they didn’t bother to include a set description and you don’t know on which page you are. A note: „Page 3 of 9“ or similar would be helpful. There are about 100 machine sex photos available per set.
Unfortunately, there is no comfortable enlargement function for the photos. It opens all pictures in a new browser window. We also lack a ZIP download function in the machine fuck member area.
Horny sex machines
With the photos, you get the impression that they were shot after the video shoot – or the shoot was briefly interrupted for the snapshots. There are damn horny perspectives to see, but unfortunately missing and the lust-distorted faces.
Especially horny are the close-ups of the penetrated pussies, which are partly very dilated by the extremely thick dildos. Also the shots with the freshly produced, very rich pussy juice are very inspiring!
On the photos you can look at the respective dildo machine in peace and find out that you can order some devices, for example, on Amazon.
Rating of the machine fuck videos
The videos in the member area of maschinen-fick.com are only offered as Adobe Flash stream. This can be adjusted in three speed levels to his DSL speed. However, the promised HD quality is not available.
In terms of content, the movies seem incredibly stimulating and exciting. The girls are fucked very persistently and hard by high-quality dildos. Most of the time this ends in extreme, sometimes multiple orgasms. Some girls choose a very thick dildo, which increases the stimulating effect immensely and the girls come incredibly intense.
Real orgasms and horny action
A car repair shop often serves as locations. The lighting and camera work make an amateurish or semi-professional impression. But just because the films were not shot in penthouse glamour style, they come across incredibly horny.
Flash is used as the streaming method, which rules out use on an iPod, iPad or iPhone, contrary to what is stated in the preview layout. Unfortunately, there is no information about updates to the video stock.
Tip: If you want to download the videos to your hard drive, you should download the browser plugin ANT. A small button starts the download. More about this in our guide: Sucking XXX images and video content
Opinions about page structure & design
You have to differentiate clearly between the preview area and the member area at maschinen-fick.com. The preview layout is very well done and fits perfectly with the stainless steel design. The preview images and trailers are also very appealing.
The member area on the other hand is an absolute disaster! The design makes you feel like you’re back in 1990. There is a lack of logical menu navigation, instead: Advertising, advertising, advertising. The colors are a horror and you don’t feel comfortable from the beginning.
By the way, some fuckmachine domains, such as www.fickmaschinensex.com, suggest that it is an independent sex site. This is not true. One is always redirected to www.memberarea.tv/members/ when clicking on „members“. This means that it is the content of Maschinen-Fick.com.
Experiences with the subscription cancellation
If you want to cancel your subscription to maschinen-fick.com, it is very easy and comfortable. However, one must have already canceled 10 days before the subscription expires! This casts another shadow over the great project and leads to a devaluation in this test.
One clicks in the member area upper in the menu on „Account“ and sees a box „Your access“. There „Machine Fuck“ is listed as a package with a duration of 30 days. You just have to click on „Questions about your account“ and a box opens. The last sentence reads, „If you no longer wish to do this, you can stop your subscription here.“ One clicks on the word subscription and another box pops up asking for the reasons.
After the confirmation click, one is redirected back to the customer area without another message and sees there „Term 30 days“ and „Resume subscription“. At the same time, you will receive an e‑mail as confirmation of cancellation, where you will immediately be advertised for other Cyberservices sex sites.
After the cancelation, you can visit the member area until the regular end of the subscription.
Review conclusion to the test report of Maschinen-Fick.com
Without question, the machine sex movies and fuck machine photos of Maschinen-Fick.com are extremely horny!
However, when it comes to making a judgment, there are angels and devils on our shoulders. The content itself is above average. The action of many girls comes across incredibly stimulating. The fucking machines bang the girls mercilessly and there is a lot of pussy juice flowing! Some pussies cum and almost all girls experience one to several extreme orgasms.
The other side of the coin is the memberarea.tv area: Full of ads, uncharitably designed and without comfortable navigation elements.
The flash movies have to be sucked up with a browser plugin and there is no ZIP function for the pictures. Overall, however, we can still recommend you to become a member due to the unusual nature of the theme.Visit Machine-Fuck.com
|Country of operator:|
|Cost:||4.95 € / 3 days (subscription)|
|39.95 € / 30 days|
|59.95 € / 60 days|
|Test / Demo – Access:||yes|
|Payment methods:||Credit card, direct debit|
|Photos / Images:|
|Quantity:||500 porn images|
|Ø Resolution:||1843 × 1224 pixels|
|Image gallery control:||yes|
|Quantity:||45 porn movies|
|Ø Resolution:||720 x 576|
|Ø Length:||30 minutes|
|Ø DL speed:||500 kB/sec|
|DRM copy protection:||no|
Test report summary for Maschinen-Fick.com
Image quality – 83%
Video quality – 83%
Sound quality – 50%
Exclusivity – 100%
Models – 100%
Authentic emotions – 67%
Variety – 67%
Extraordinary – 100%
Content quantity – 33%
Fairness – 33%
Promises / Reality – 67%
Sexual stimulation – 100%
Design – 50%
Navigation – 50%
Preview area (Tour pages) – 83%
Updates – 0%
Loading speed – 100%
Costs – 17%
Price-performance ratio – 50%
Payment – 100%
Price transparency – 33%
Advertising / Spam – 50%
Subscription cancellation – 50%
Overall impression – 83%
User Review( vote)
- Machine fucking is an exciting topic
- Many real orgasms
- Stimulating, horny model reactions
- Curious fucking machines
- Appropriate locations
- Completely different member area design
- Much advertising + SPAM mails
- Costs are hidden
- No videos download possible
- Page structure is very uncomfortable