Test: Teen-Toys.net

Erotic site test: Review of the sex toy porn site Teen-Toys.net

On the Internet pro­ject Teen-Toys.net the pro­vi­der Affilicash offers on an Austrian ser­ver many playful teens on uncen­so­red pic­tures for imme­dia­te download 

He thus ser­ves the ero­tic niches sex toys and teens. We were curious to see how the site ope­ra­tor mana­ged this combination.

In this ero­tic site review, we will intro­du­ce you to this pro­ject. We will look at the advan­ta­ges and dis­ad­van­ta­ges and advi­se you whe­ther it is worth beco­ming a mem­ber of this porn site.

Opinion about the preview area of Teen-Toys.net

The pre­view area is rela­tively appe­al­ing with its 12 sti­mu­la­ting pre­view images 

However, not much time was taken for any gal­lery descrip­ti­on texts, but no one gets past the „Register Now“ button 

One is redi­rec­ted to a page with adver­ti­se­ments for an ero­tic pass­port, where ano­ther „Sign Up Now“ but­ton can­not be over­loo­ked. It should be noted that this is curr­ent­ly not clickable with the Firefox browser.

Rating of the porn sites registration

Afterwards, a pay­ment form from Netdebit is cal­led up via popup. There you will also first find the pay­ment amount and it alre­a­dy takes your breath away a bit at 24.99 EUR per month. Netdebit kind­ly points out that it is a sub­scrip­ti­on and what that means exactly.

By the way, with JavaScript tur­ned off, the popup form does­n’t open and it loads a Netdebit infor­ma­ti­on page in the same win­dow instead 

The sub­scrip­ti­on form is appar­ent­ly not cal­led becau­se the pro­ject ID is not pas­sed cor­rect­ly. Obviously the pro­gramm­er of Affilicash is still working in the last cen­tu­ry as far as brow­ser deve­lo­p­ment is concerned.

Test – Review Member Area

You don’t know whe­ther to be dis­ap­poin­ted, stun­ned or pissed off when you enter the mem­bers area for the first time. 18 text links are lis­ted one below the other and lin­ked with a ZIP file each! That’s it! No thumb­nails, no design ele­ments, not­hing. Loveless and dull, just like num­e­rous other Affilicash pro­jects

One hopes to find at least inspi­ring and high-quality pic­tures when unpack­ing the ZIP archi­ves… Also here: Wrong! The pic­tures are the hated and well-known „posed dildo suck­ing“ and „I’m pre­ten­ding to have an orgasm“ pho­tos. The arti­fi­ci­al pic­tures are 99% in no way stimulating.

Even if the light­ing and image qua­li­ty is bet­ter, in con­trast to other Affilicash pro­jects, it is annoy­ing that in 2009 the 800×600 image size is still offe­red. Maybe that was appro­pria­te 20 years ago, but today every sur­fer has at least a 19 inch moni­tor on the table.

We found not­hing of the pro­mi­sed updates. The gal­lery is not updated!

At the end of the page there are links to num­e­rous bonus gal­le­ries, which serve eit­her to ease the con­sci­ence of the web­site pro­vi­der for the damn cheeky price, or to pre­vent the cus­to­mer from burs­t­ing his hat and can­ce­ling the pay­ment at the bank.

Opinions on page layout & design

We like the design of the pre­view area rela­tively well, but it lacks clickable images. Color-wise, pink suits teens 

The mem­ber area, on the other hand, is a real dis­as­ter. No thumb­nails, no menus, not­hing… This is very annoying.

Interesting is also the imprint that is obvious­ly fake with the name „Ramon Rodriguez“ from the Dominican Republic.

At best, this is the vaca­ti­on home of the site ope­ra­tor or the ope­ra­tor has beco­me a rich man with his rip-off methods and emi­gra­ted from Germany.

Experiences with the subscription cancelation

Neither by email nor on the web page a refe­rence appears over the noti­ce pos­si­bi­li­ties. It looks like the ope­ra­tor wants to rip off its cus­to­mers as long as pos­si­ble with the subscription.

Fortunately, the bil­ling com­pa­ny Netdebit is fair and pro­vi­des a sub­scri­ber over­view with can­cel­la­ti­on opti­ons: http://www.netdebit-payment.de/go/customer/login

Under „Bookings“, one can easi­ly ter­mi­na­te the sub­scrip­ti­on with 2 mouse clicks. A con­fir­ma­ti­on of can­cel­la­ti­on fol­lows by email.

Review verdict & conclusion to the test report of Teen-Toys.net

We have to warn you against such rip-off sites like Teen-Toys.net. We think it is an outra­ge to char­ge 24,99 EUR for some­thing like this.

The con­tent, the amount and the updates are abso­lut­e­ly insuf­fi­ci­ent. Even the bonus pages can’t decei­ve us. The pic­tu­re qua­li­ty is abso­lut­e­ly poor and no lon­ger cor­re­sponds to the cur­rent conditions 

The dildo che­wing of the models makes you tired and you don’t feel like taking a clo­ser look at the posing photos.

It is a pity that the German ero­tic mar­ket has not­hing bet­ter to offer and forces the cus­to­mer to rather go for American projects.

Website Information
Country of operator:	Germany
Language:	German
Cost:	24,99 EUR / Mon (Subscription)
Rebilling:	yes
Test / Demo – Access:	no
Payment methods:	Credit card, direct debit, pay per call (tele­pho­ne), bank transfer
Billing:	Netdebit
Member manage­ment:	yes
Youth pro­tec­tion filter:	no
Download limit:	yes
Updates:	none
Cross-selling pre­sel­ec­ted:	no

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