Test: JizzMouthwash.com

Review of the sperm & facial cum website JizzMouthwash.com

Contrary to the grea­test desi­re of men, most women unfort­u­na­te­ly don’t think much of facial inse­mi­na­ti­on and cum swal­lo­wing. What is stan­dard in porn vide­os only takes place in the bed­room for a few cou­ples. Good that there is the Internet and you can at least sti­mu­la­te your imagination.

Since I am always loo­king for excep­tio­nal and good porn sites, I acci­den­tal­ly came across jizzmouthwash.com. This sex site cle­ar­ly stands out from the count­less sperm sites. With humor, it is writ­ten on the pre­view page that the ladies get a„sperm mou­th­wa­sh“. Jizz is a slang term for sperm.

From one to ten tooth­pas­te tubes are used to show how much sperm the girls in the vide­os have swal­lo­wed. Some girls bold­ly drink sperm from a large mar­ti­ni glass, bowls, dis­hes and jars. One girl is so crazy and even enjoys her cum cock­tail with a drin­king straw.

Since Jizzmouthwash.com seems to be very diver­se, I was so exci­ted that I imme­dia­te­ly wan­ted to put it to the test. Of cour­se, in my test report I will not only descri­be the advan­ta­ges, but also the nega­ti­ve points. If you have any ques­ti­ons or if you want to share your opi­ni­on, plea­se write your mes­sa­ge below this review in the com­ment field.

Opinion about the preview section of Jizzmouthwash.com

As alre­a­dy descri­bed, the theme of Jizzmouthwash.com sex site is very clear. It is aimed at lovers of buk­ka­ke, gang­bangs, group sex, cum games and cum swallow.

On the top right there is a menu bar with five entries:

• the Home link will take you back to the home page
• Join Now starts the registration
• via Members LOGIN you can log in, if you are alre­a­dy registered
• bonus Sites are basi­cal­ly just adver­ti­se­ments for other sites
• via Network Updates you can find the latest vide­os of the porn net­work PornstarNetwork.

In the upper area you will find a short pre­view video and below that seve­ral gal­le­ries with pre­view pic­tures from one video each. Unfortunately, the images can­not be enlar­ged. The also dis­play­ed down­load link is only a dummy. Like most other links, it leads direct­ly to the regis­tra­ti­on page.

The midd­le sec­tion shows the pre­view images from the latest vide­os that have been uploa­ded to the site. Also, the images can­not be enlar­ged and cli­cking on them will lead you to the login. If you are atten­ti­ve, you will see that the last video update was on 01/18/2011.

In the lower area there is then only adver­ti­sing for the porn net­work PornstarNetwork.

My first impres­si­on of the pre­view area is some­what mixed. On the one hand, all pre­view images are wit­hout cen­sor­ship. On the other hand, the design looks quite out­da­ted. The web­site does­n’t seem to have been tech­ni­cal­ly updated since 2009, at least tha­t’s what the copy­right indicates.

As usual with American porn sites, the site keeps quiet about who exact­ly is behind it. jizzmouthwash.com keeps espe­ci­al­ly quiet about that. An Internet search only reve­als that the Internet address was regis­tered in the American Phoenix in 2009. I also find out that the com­pa­ny behind the site is PornstarNetwork. That’s all the infor­ma­ti­on I could get. However, the fact that there is a large net­work behind the site gives me hope.

Rating of the porn sites registration

When you open the regis­tra­ti­on form, you can read that you are sig­ning up for a mem­ber­ship with the porn net­work PornstarNetwork.

The regis­tra­ti­on form is kept very simp­le. It real­ly only asks for neces­sa­ry data. For exam­p­le, you do not have to pro­vi­de a home address.

1. Enter your e‑mail address, a desi­red pass­word and your zip code (ZIP code).
2. Choose your mem­ber­ship. Don’t take the free mem­ber­ship becau­se you won’t see much. The month­ly mem­ber­ship is best.
   Unfortunately, you can only pay by cre­dit card.
3. Check the box „I am at least 18 years of age“
4. A pay­ment form from the bil­ling com­pa­ny UK World Services Ltd. will open
5. Immediately uncheck the two pre-selected cross-sell boxes for extramoviez.com and premiumpass.com memberships.
6. Enter your cre­dit card details.
7. Click the „Complete this secu­re Purchase“ but­ton to com­ple­te the order.

If the pay­ment was suc­cessful, you will see your login details. You will also recei­ve an e‑mail with the boo­king con­fir­ma­ti­on and your access data.

Test – Review Member Area of JizzMouthwash.com

After you have com­ple­ted the regis­tra­ti­on, you can log in with your user­na­me and pass­word. To do so, click on the menu item „Member Login“ in the upper-right cor­ner, and you will get to the cor­re­spon­ding form. In addi­ti­on to the cor­re­spon­ding fields, a secu­ri­ty code must also be ente­red. This is annoy­ing, but nowa­days it is no excep­ti­on. This is to pre­vent hackers from try­ing out various com­bi­na­ti­ons of let­ters to get a password.

After suc­cessful­ly log­ging in, I expe­ri­en­ced a small sur­pri­se. The start page now looks much more modern than the pre­view area. However, I am also a bit con­fu­sed. The pre­view images don’t give me the impres­si­on of having got­ten where I wan­ted to go. I rather feel remin­ded of any porn site with thou­sands of videos.

Completely different looking members area

As usual, you’ll find the menu at the top, which takes you to the dif­fe­rent areas. I will intro­du­ce the indi­vi­du­al areas in more detail in a moment. In order not to drag the test unneces­s­a­ri­ly into length, I will deal with the menu items with the dif­fe­rent areas.

The upper area of the start page is main­ly taken up by adver­ti­se­ments for various pro­ducts of the net­work. In addi­ti­on, there is a dis­play of the cur­rent tariff and the tariff that can be upgraded to.

The actu­al home page, which is divi­ded into three parts, beg­ins below that: the most recent and the most popu­lar (recom­men­ded) vide­os. At the bot­tom you can find the most popu­lar actres­ses of the site. The menu takes you to the dif­fe­rent sec­tions of the site. Most peo­p­le will cer­tain­ly start with the videos.

Rating of the videos:

Jules Jordan Video (Mike John Productions) Sperm Receptacles, No Cum Dodging Allowed, Teenage Spermaholics, Semen Sippers.

This one looks like what you’d see on other video sites. The big­gest part is taken up by the pre­view images. By default, they are sor­ted by the newest ent­ries. Which vide­os are dis­play­ed can be chan­ged by a fil­ter in the upper-left cor­ner. You can choo­se bet­ween the most popu­lar, the most com­men­ted or which vide­os have been view­ed most often.

Also on the left you will find a whole range of cate­go­ries that lea­ves not­hing to be desi­red. From A like Amateur to Toys, ever­y­thing is available. Even how many vide­os are stored in the respec­ti­ve cate­go­ry is displayed.

If you hold the mouse poin­ter over a thumb­nail, a short slide­show with six pic­tures starts. In addi­ti­on, the title, length, rating and how many users have saved the film in their favo­ri­tes list are dis­play­ed for each video. Clicking on a thumb­nail takes you to the page of the respec­ti­ve video.

Unfortunately no exceptional sperm porn

In addi­ti­on to the play­er and infor­ma­ti­on that is alre­a­dy dis­play­ed in the pre­view, you can find more infor­ma­ti­on here. Among other things, a brief descrip­ti­on of the con­tent, which actres­ses are invol­ved and from which stu­dio the film ori­gi­na­tes. There is also a set of pre­view images that show stills from the scenes.

The play­er its­elf offers only the bare essen­ti­als for play­ing. Start/stop, volu­me con­trol, time­line and a but­ton to switch to full-screen mode, tha­t’s all there is. The movies can also be down­loa­ded – at least theo­re­ti­cal­ly. Under Firefox, I got a mes­sa­ge that the con­nec­tion was not secu­re and the­r­e­fo­re blo­cked. Apparently, there is a pro­blem with an inva­lid secu­ri­ty cer­ti­fi­ca­te here.

For a site that has almost 90,000 vide­os available, one can only say some­thing in gene­ral about the qua­li­ty of the per­for­mers and the vide­os. Since all of them are sce­nes from pro­fes­sio­nal­ly pro­du­ced movies, the qua­li­ty in terms of pic­tu­re and sound is quite high.

Also the porn actres­ses are most­ly very pret­ty to natu­ral. Names like Sasha Grey, Jenna Haze, Bree Olson or Tori Black will mean some­thing to every porn fan. Of cour­se, there are also out­liers to the bot­tom, but looks are a mat­ter of taste.

Unpleasant, howe­ver, is the over­ac­ting. Here is alre­a­dy gro­an­ed at the top of their lungs, when the women you know pri­va­te­ly, would not even warp the cor­ners of their mouths. But the con­tent of the films is extre­me­ly cool. In all ima­gi­nable com­bi­na­ti­ons and in every body ori­fice it goes to the point. There is hard­ly a wish unfulfilled.

Rating of the porn photos:

Behind the menu item, pic­tures hide various pic­tu­re gal­le­ries. The start page is struc­tu­red in the same way as the video area – with one difference.

Under the pre­view pic­tures, ins­tead of the film length, logi­cal­ly the num­ber of con­tai­ned pho­tos per set is dis­play­ed. By cli­cking on one of the pre­view images, you will also get to the detail page of the respec­ti­ve set.

The actu­al gal­lery is also struc­tu­red like the one for the vide­os. Except, of cour­se, that the gal­lery is dis­play­ed ins­tead of the video window.

A click on a pic­tu­re makes it big. Unfortunately, there is no image view­er func­tion to view the images. At least the files can be down­loa­ded here as well.

Opinions on page structure & design

The page lay­out is logi­cal and does not pose any pro­blems even for users who do not know English.

All but­tons are where you would expect them to be – with one excep­ti­on. The link for the down­load is loca­ted direct­ly below the video win­dow and is so small that it can be easi­ly overlooked.

True, I don’t like clut­te­red web­sites with flas­hing but­tons ever­y­whe­re. But jizzmouthwash.com goes to the other extre­me here.

The site’s design is a litt­le too sober. A white back­ground hard­ly attracts anyo­ne behind the stove these days. On the other hand, there is not­hing to com­plain about in most places, as far as the con­trast bet­ween back­ground and fore­ground is con­cer­ned. However, the font could be a bit larger.

Experiences with the subscription cancellation

To can­cel your sub­scrip­ti­on, you need the email with the boo­king con­fir­ma­ti­on. Click on the link below the gree­ting and look for the can­cel­la­ti­on form.

There you enter your e‑mail address and the boo­king num­ber. On the next page, the sub­scrip­ti­on will be lis­ted. Click on the „Cancel Subscription“ button.

Your mem­ber­ship is can­ce­led. You can still log in until the last day of your membership.

Review conclusion of the Jizzmouthwash.com test report

Unfortunately, the sperm site jizzmouthwash.com did not meet my expec­ta­ti­ons! The pre­view page makes an extre­me­ly pro­mi­sing impres­si­on, alt­hough the design is no lon­ger very contemporary.

Once you have log­ged in, you rea­li­ze that „Jizz mouth wash“ is mere­ly a bait-and-switch site for the porn net­work PornstarNetwork! The humo­rous style with the tooth­pas­te tubes can no lon­ger be found.

These are video sce­nes from 25 porn DVDs of the porn label „Jules Jordan Video“. The focus of this DVD series is on mouth inse­mi­na­ti­on and cum swal­lo­wing. At least it’s com­fort­ing that Jules Jordan’s cum games, gang­bangs and cum orgi­es are still pret­ty awe­so­me – so you haven’t com­ple­te­ly thrown your money out the window.

Because with a mem­ber­ship of jizzmouthwash.com you also have access to the enti­re porn net­work PornstarNetwork, it is worth it. Because there are other sec­tions in the net­work that offer very varied and extre­me­ly kinky cum porn.

Website Information
Country of operator:	USA
Language:	English
Cost:	$0.00 / 2‑day trial access (sub­scrip­ti­on)
	$29.95 / month (sub­scrip­ti­on)
	$59.95 / 3 months
	$89.50 / 1 year
Rebilling:	yes
Test / Demo – Access:	yes
Payment methods:	Credit card
Billing:	CCbill
Member manage­ment:	yes
Parental fil­ter:	no
Download limit:	no
Updates:	none
Cross-selling pre­sel­ec­ted:	yes