Test: Handgewichst.net

Review: Test report of the German sperm porn website Handgewichst.net

The ero­tic site Handgewichst.net dis­co­ver­ed it by chan­ce during a porn foray through the Internet. It tar­gets the lovers of hand­job and sperm sites.

The pro­vi­der AffiliCash tries to cover as many ero­tic niches as pos­si­ble with his pro­jects. He wri­tes on the home­page of Handgewichst.net that „hand­job“ is capi­ta­li­zed on the site. Horny girls are sup­po­sed to jerk tight cocks to exhaus­ti­on and get a full load of cum in the face as a crow­ning finale 

We were curious to see how he mana­ged to imple­ment the funny and at the same time ting­ling idea. In this review, we have com­pi­led our expe­ri­en­ces with this ero­tic site. We explain to you which porn vide­os and sex pho­tos await you here and whe­ther a mem­ber­ship is worth it. You are wel­co­me to tell us your opi­ni­on about the porn site below the review.

Opinion about the preview area of Handgewichst.net

The pre­view lay­out is rela­tively appe­al­ing. On the first page (home­page) three girls are pre­sen­ted with crude and stu­pid texts. Spelling mista­kes are con­spi­cuous here, which sim­ply must not hap­pen on a serious page.

On the second page there are seve­ral pic­tures with cuming peni­s­es. The pho­tos and the idea that you can find German-speaking girls are alre­a­dy very moti­vat­ing for a contract.

Rating of the porn sites registration

In order to sign up for a Handgewichst.net mem­ber­ship, one clicks on „Sign up now“ and is redi­rec­ted to an inter­me­dia­te page, where adver­ti­sing for an ero­tic pass is made. Since one does not wish this, one clicks again on „Register now“.

If you use a Firefox brow­ser, not­hing hap­pens. Opera and Internet Explorer users, if Javascript is enab­led, a pop-up is ope­ned, which con­ta­ins the pay­ment form of the pay­ment com­pa­ny Netdebit 

Here you can choo­se bet­ween the pay­ment methods cre­dit card, direct debit, phone pay and instant trans­fer. After sel­ec­ting the pay­ment method and ente­ring his data, the com­ple­ti­on is con­firm­ed by email.

Test – Review Member Area

After ente­ring the access data, one is initi­al­ly sho­cked! Annoyingly, the mem­ber area is not deco­ra­ted with any visu­al design. All you can see is a dull list with num­bers from 1 to 86 

To make things worse, the gal­le­ries are packed as ZIP files, so that vie­w­ing them is not pos­si­ble wit­hout some effort. With some archi­ves there are error mes­sa­ges when unpack­ing due to com­pres­si­on errors 

On the web­site its­elf there are also curious error mes­sa­ges (see below), which points to slop­py work in „page crea­ti­on“ (you can’t use the word „pro­gramming“ with this project!).

Completely jumbled photo galleries

After unpack­ing the gal­le­ries, one looks exci­ted, curious and moti­va­ted into the photo series. But ano­ther rub­ber ham­mer fol­lows. Of the 86 gal­le­ries, none, but also NO gal­lery is so sti­mu­la­ting that some­thing stirs in the pants. The reason is becau­se they are main­ly two cheap pic­tu­re collections:

1. Over half of Handgewichst.net’s photo gal­le­ries con­sist of Taiwanese actors and actres­ses. Basically you would expect European models on a German web­site. THESE pho­tos had a reso­lu­ti­on of 800 x 600 pixels after all. The per­for­mers have part­ly uns­ha­ven pubic hair, so that some pho­tos are alre­a­dy slight­ly disgusting.
2. Far worse are the gal­le­ries with an edge length of 640 x 480 pixels. There you will find only about 10 pho­tos in the direc­to­ry and they are American pho­tos that seem to be anci­ent. Some of the pho­tos are blur­red, poor­ly lit and have too litt­le color depth. These types of pho­tos were cur­rent in 1990, but on cur­rent 20″ moni­tors you have to use a magni­fy­ing glass.

The two photo series are simi­lar becau­se there is always a tube of lube lying around some­whe­re. Surely the con­tent will be found on other hand­job sites on the Internet. The con­tent of Handgewichst.net is in no way exclusive.

There are no updates, even if the pre­view lay­out sug­gests that it is the cur­rent three gal­le­ries of the month.

Since the authen­ti­ca­ti­on is done via .htaccess- gate, the use of down­load tools is at least possible.

Opinions on page structure & design

Well, how do you rate the page struc­tu­re if there is no page struc­tu­re at all? Let’s say … „clear“

Rarely have I seen such an ugly and love­l­ess­ly desi­gned mem­ber area anno 1990!

The pre­view lay­out con­sists of only two pages and the mem­ber area has only one page. The design is kept in poi­son green and about colorful taste can be argued.

Experiences with the subscription cancellation

Cancellation infor­ma­ti­on of the sub­scrip­ti­on can be found neither in the pre­view lay­out nor in the mem­ber area. Also in the e‑mail with the boo­king con­fir­ma­ti­on there is not a word about it 

Since the accoun­ting runs over Netdebit, one can indi­ca­te and can­cel the sub­scrip­ti­on effort­less­ly over the side https://www.netdebit-payment.de/go/customer/login.

Review conclusion of the Handgewichst.net test report

Unfortunately, we have to warn against this pro­ject of the pro­vi­der „Affilicash / Nischencash“ in this test as well 

Even if the pro­ject idea with the hand wan­king girls is real­ly great, the imple­men­ta­ti­on is so lousy that one would actual­ly have to use the word with „sh…“

Despite the many gal­le­ries, we feel rip­ped off and taken for a ride. The Southeast Asian per­for­mers are cer­tain­ly quite nice for Thai lovers, but most view­ers are gua­ran­teed to want other girls. The 640×480 pho­tos are no bet­ter, becau­se not­hing comes across in the pho­tos. Really a pity.

Maybe the „Dominican“ pro­vi­der with the AffiliCash pages will recon­sider his pro­jects. In par­ti­cu­lar, whe­ther it would like to serve its cus­to­mers in the future still with quan­ti­ta­ti­ve or nevert­hel­ess rather with qua­li­ta­ti­ve sides.

Website infor­ma­ti­on
Country of operator:	Germany
Language:	German
Cost:	24.99 EUR / month (sub­scrip­ti­on)
Rebilling:	yes
Test / Demo – Access:	no
Payment methods:	Credit card, direct debit, pay per call (tele­pho­ne), bank transfer
Billing:	Netdebit
Member manage­ment:	no
Youth pro­tec­tion filter:	no
Download limit:	no
Updates:	none
Cross-selling pre­sel­ec­ted:	no

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