Test - Review: Abspritzgarantie.de

Test: AbspritzGarantie.de

Test - Review: Abspritzgarantie.de

Test: AbspritzGarantie.de

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Review: AbspritzGarantie.de – Bait for a German Bukkake Porn Site

While sear­ching for horny cum porn sites, we lan­ded on AbspritzGarantie.de by acci­dent. Basically, the web­site is rela­tively fea­tur­e­less on the one hand. But nevert­hel­ess, the pho­tos and adver­ti­sing texts exer­ted quite a strong attrac­tion on the site visitor.

On Abspritzgarantie.de one is pro­mi­sed the „cumshot of his life“: Cumshot live shows, over 100,000 minu­tes of video and 400,000 pic­tu­re gal­le­ries. All blo­wjob and cumshot sce­nes would be shot from the per­for­mer’s point of view, as if it were the view­er’s cock being blown.

The site ope­ra­tor has put tog­e­ther the nine hor­niest cum queens in the pre­view tour and you are sup­po­sed to see for yours­elf how horny they are.

Curious, I boo­ked (with a litt­le quea­sy fee­ling in my sto­mach) the mem­bers area. What we found, I have sum­ma­ri­zed in this review. Feel free to post your per­so­nal opi­ni­ons and expe­ri­en­ces about the sex site under this review.

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Opinion about the preview area of Abspritzgarantie.de

The pre­view lay­out is a bit plain. Advertising ban­ners blink and even win­dows with fur­ther web page refe­ren­ces of the side offe­rer pop-up.

Basically, we would not test such sites with such mas­si­ve adver­ti­sing methods, but since we are try­ing to find German-language alter­na­ti­ves, we dia­led in this site. The pre­view images are of poor qua­li­ty and the texts are lurid­ly worded.

The pri­ces are not visi­ble in the pre­view lay­out. You are only asked to enter an e‑mail address. We suspect that the pro­vi­der will now „sup­p­ly“ us with spam on a regu­lar basis. Well, and who would have thought it: About 5 minu­tes later we recei­ved a mail that the mem­ber area is offe­red at a spe­cial price „only today“. In the fol­lo­wing days, more unwan­ted adver­ti­sing mails followed.


Rating of the porn sites registration

After ente­ring the email address, you get the pay­ment infor­ma­ti­on on the fol­lo­wing page and all of a sud­den the pro­ject is no lon­ger cal­led „Abspritzgarantie“, but „Extreme Cumshots“. You can find the pri­ces in the box on the right. We chose the trial access for 3.99 EUR for 3 days and paid by direct debit.

Now you have to watch out! There are mean­ly alre­a­dy three hooks set for:

  • a) the con­clu­si­on of a mem­ber­ship with the web­site funclub.cc at a price of EUR 9.90 per month.
  • b) an offer to be able to make cheap calls with horny girls for 1 Euro / minu­te from now on. Of cour­se, with a mini­mum usage of 20 minu­tes (i.e. 20 EUR) per month.
  • c) a month­ly Livestylemagazin Toro at a „pre­fe­ren­ti­al price“ of 5.00 EUR.

All in all, this makes 61.30 EUR per month, if you are not careful what you sign up for.

After pay­ment, you are redi­rec­ted to a page with a sum­ma­ry of your login data.

Unfortunately, we found that a lot of SPAM comes in via our login email address! So you should defi­ni­te­ly use a free­mail or dis­posable email address when booking!

Test – Review Member area

One should log in over www.memberarea.tv/members/ and lands in a por­tal with many photo and video offers. So the site has not­hing to do with the actu­al pro­ject www.abspritzgarantie.de and you rea­li­ze at the latest now that it was just a bait site.


The sex por­tal loads and loads and loads.… You are con­fu­sed and rea­li­ze that you have to update the Java plug­in for your brow­ser. After the instal­la­ti­on, the Java script nood­les around again for ages and you end up in a con­fu­sing por­tal page with tons of offers, pic­tures and video offers.

After a long time of sear­ching and cli­cking in the por­tal, you see an entry when you click on „Account“: „New purcha­se of the packa­ge „Extreme Cumshots test access“. One won­ders and despera­te­ly sear­ches for the paid content.

The por­tal its­elf has a lot of free images, but that is basi­cal­ly just cheap con­tent bought tog­e­ther. One gets the impres­si­on that the site ope­ra­tor is more inte­res­ted in „mass“ ins­tead of „class“. Basically, one should be ani­ma­ted to book more and more „savings packa­ges“ and „spe­cial offers“.

Then one finds some­whe­re a hook, with an entry cal­led „Bukkake“. This is a tech­ni­cal term for an extre­me­ly large amount of sperm. If you click on it, a win­dow pops up say­ing „You have purcha­sed this pro­duct and can find it in your menu. Have fun with it… „You are a
bit con­fu­sed and con­firm the but­ton. A Java rou­ti­ne runs around and you are taken to the mem­ber area of the web­site www.bukkake.de.

In a frame­set you find 15 video gal­le­ries with about 100 pho­tos each. The actres­ses are howe­ver in no con­nec­tion with the pre­view layout!

Kinky bukkake photos and porn

In sum­ma­ry, we are tal­king about 15 girls who are fucked and cum­med all over in a club or disco on a stage. We esti­ma­te that about 30–50 men come over the actres­ses. The girls have more or less fun with it, some get the gag­ging and are about to puke when they sip a glass full of cum. Who likes that … Well ..

Unfortunately, the refe­rence to the updates is miss­ing, which is important for sub­scrip­ti­on cus­to­mers in our opi­ni­on. All 15 gal­le­ries are under „Latest updates“. One has the impres­si­on that there are no updates at all and feels real­ly rip­ped off. There also does not help the fully graf­ted por­tal of memberarea.tv.

Contrary to the navi­ga­ti­on of the por­tal, the ope­ra­ti­on of the mem­ber area is intui­ti­ve: 15 gal­le­ries at the bot­tom, with one click the cur­rent gal­lery is at the top.

The vide­os have a total length of about 1 hour and are divi­ded into 10 parts. In an out­da­ted reso­lu­ti­on of 320 x 240 pixels you can watch the vide­os streamed 

It is not inten­ded that one can down­load the vide­os. However, if you are a bit savvy, you can find the down­load links in the source code. Again, we find this very annoying.

Patience is needed… Errors in all areas of the member area

The pho­tos have a reso­lu­ti­on of 1024 × 683 pixels and seem to be taken „out of action“. The illu­mi­na­ti­on is good, the per­spec­ti­ves great and the pho­tos them­sel­ves are part­ly very sti­mu­la­ting. A pro­fes­sio­nal was at work on the photos.

Helpful is a navi­ga­ti­on to scroll back and forth, as well as enlar­ge the images. It is annoy­ing that the pho­tos are loa­ded in a Javascript popup, which does not open pro­per­ly in the Firefox browser.

Because of the Java app­lets, down­load tools do not work. However, the 15 gal­le­ries can be cli­cked through manu­al­ly rela­tively quickly.

During the test peri­od, the ser­ver repea­ted­ly mal­func­tion­ed. Again and again, the Java app­let nood­led around and a popup came up say­ing that there may be occa­sio­nal mal­func­tions and that you should have pati­ence. After the third con­nec­tion fail­ure, my pati­ence was wea­ring thin. Sometimes the page was not acces­si­ble at all (see screen­shot). In our eyes, this is abso­lut­e­ly NOT acceptable!

Opinions on page structure & design

Basically you have to dif­fe­ren­tia­te bet­ween the sex por­tal www.memberarea.tv and the mem­ber area of Bukkake.de

  • The mem­ber area is well struc­tu­red. You can find your way around and know where you are 
  • The por­tal on the other hand is a real dis­as­ter. Advertising, adver­ti­sing, adver­ti­sing – here links, there links. You are always despera­te­ly loo­king for the home but­ton and need about 5 minu­tes to under­stand the structure.

Experiences with the subscription cancellation

The can­cel­la­ti­on of the sub­scrip­ti­on is not men­tio­ned any­whe­re. Neither in the order con­clu­si­on, nor in the page with the order con­fir­ma­ti­on and also not in the con­fir­ma­ti­on mail or in the mem­ber area! 

The offe­rer puts it obvious­ly on the fact that the cus­to­mer sim­ply does not noti­ce and seve­ral times can be accoun­ted for. Can be quit on www.cybilling.com.

But atten­ti­on: Who has paid by direct debit, can not log in to can­cel! The can­cel­la­ti­on must be made by e‑mail via the cont­act form.

Review conclusion of the Abspritzgarantie.de test report

Even though AbspritzGarantie.de is only a lock site for www.bukkake.de, we like the litt­le con­tent of Bukkake.de rela­tively well purely in terms of content.

However, various oddi­ties in boo­king and can­cel­la­ti­on give a sour taste. The pay­ment moda­li­ties are hid­den behind a form, in which one is to enter first an email address 

No refe­rence is made to the sub­scrip­ti­ons and their can­cel­la­ti­on opti­ons. You have to watch out for pre­sel­ec­ted check­bo­xes with paid part­ner offers! 

It is a pity that the com­pa­ny of the sex site obvious­ly does not attach great importance to cus­to­mer satis­fac­tion. One finds infi­ni­te­ly many very dis­tur­bing forum con­tri­bu­ti­ons over the side owner.

We recom­mend you to rather visit other buk­ka­ke porn sites.

Visit Abspritzgarantie.de
Website infor­ma­ti­on
Country of operator:
Cost:3.99 € / 3‑days (sub­scrip­ti­on)
24.90 € / 30 days
59.90 € / 90 days
99.90 € / 180 days
Test / Demo – access:no
Payment methods:Credit card, direct debit, pay per call (phone)
Member manage­ment:yes
Parental fil­ter:no
Download limit:no
Cross-selling pre­sel­ec­ted:yes (third-party web­site, phone sex sub­scrip­ti­on, news­pa­per subscription)
Content offe­red
Photos / Images:
Quantity:240 porn images
Ø Resolution:1024×683 pixels
Image gal­lery control:yes
ZIP archi­ves:no
Quantity:13 porn movies
Ø Resolution:352×288
Ø Length:60 minu­tes
Ø DL speed:250 kB/sec
Format:WMV, RM
Download pos­si­ble:yes
Streaming pos­si­ble:yes
DRM copy protection:no


Test report summary for Abspritzgarantie.de
  • Image qua­li­ty – 83%
  • Video qua­li­ty – 50%
  • Sound qua­li­ty – 50%
  • Exclusivity – 50%
  • Models – 67%
  • Authentic emo­ti­ons – 33%
  • Variety – 67%
  • Extraordinary – 67%
  • Content quan­ti­ty – 33%
  • Fairness – 17%
  • Promises / Reality – 17%
  • Sexual sti­mu­la­ti­on – 50%
  • Design – 50%
  • Navigation – 50%
  • Preview area (Tour pages) – 17%
  • Updates – 17%
  • Loading speed – 67%
  • Costs – 33%
  • Price-performance ratio – 0%
  • Payment – 50%
  • Price trans­pa­ren­cy – 33%
  • Advertising / Spam – 0%
  • Subscription can­cel­la­ti­on – 0%
  • Overall impres­si­on – 50%
User Review
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  • Great pho­tos in the mem­bers area
  • Perverted women
  • Beautiful cum faces


  • Bait page for bukkake.com
  • Nagging ban­ners & popups
  • Costs are hidden
  • Cancellation only pos­si­ble by email
  • Subscription trap in boo­king form
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