Review: AbspritzGarantie.de – Bait for a German Bukkake Porn Site
While searching for horny cum porn sites, we landed on AbspritzGarantie.de by accident. Basically, the website is relatively featureless on the one hand. But nevertheless, the photos and advertising texts exerted quite a strong attraction on the site visitor.
On Abspritzgarantie.de one is promised the „cumshot of his life“: Cumshot live shows, over 100,000 minutes of video and 400,000 picture galleries. All blowjob and cumshot scenes would be shot from the performer’s point of view, as if it were the viewer’s cock being blown.
The site operator has put together the nine horniest cum queens in the preview tour and you are supposed to see for yourself how horny they are.
Curious, I booked (with a little queasy feeling in my stomach) the members area. What we found, I have summarized in this review. Feel free to post your personal opinions and experiences about the sex site under this review.
Opinion about the preview area of Abspritzgarantie.de
The preview layout is a bit plain. Advertising banners blink and even windows with further web page references of the side offerer pop-up.
Basically, we would not test such sites with such massive advertising methods, but since we are trying to find German-language alternatives, we dialed in this site. The preview images are of poor quality and the texts are luridly worded.
The prices are not visible in the preview layout. You are only asked to enter an e‑mail address. We suspect that the provider will now „supply“ us with spam on a regular basis. Well, and who would have thought it: About 5 minutes later we received a mail that the member area is offered at a special price „only today“. In the following days, more unwanted advertising mails followed.
Rating of the porn sites registration
After entering the email address, you get the payment information on the following page and all of a sudden the project is no longer called „Abspritzgarantie“, but „Extreme Cumshots“. You can find the prices in the box on the right. We chose the trial access for 3.99 EUR for 3 days and paid by direct debit.
Now you have to watch out! There are meanly already three hooks set for:
- a) the conclusion of a membership with the website funclub.cc at a price of EUR 9.90 per month.
- b) an offer to be able to make cheap calls with horny girls for 1 Euro / minute from now on. Of course, with a minimum usage of 20 minutes (i.e. 20 EUR) per month.
- c) a monthly Livestylemagazin Toro at a „preferential price“ of 5.00 EUR.
All in all, this makes 61.30 EUR per month, if you are not careful what you sign up for.
After payment, you are redirected to a page with a summary of your login data.
Unfortunately, we found that a lot of SPAM comes in via our login email address! So you should definitely use a freemail or disposable email address when booking!
Test – Review Member area
One should log in over www.memberarea.tv/members/ and lands in a portal with many photo and video offers. So the site has nothing to do with the actual project www.abspritzgarantie.de and you realize at the latest now that it was just a bait site.
The sex portal loads and loads and loads.… You are confused and realize that you have to update the Java plugin for your browser. After the installation, the Java script noodles around again for ages and you end up in a confusing portal page with tons of offers, pictures and video offers.
After a long time of searching and clicking in the portal, you see an entry when you click on „Account“: „New purchase of the package „Extreme Cumshots test access“. One wonders and desperately searches for the paid content.
The portal itself has a lot of free images, but that is basically just cheap content bought together. One gets the impression that the site operator is more interested in „mass“ instead of „class“. Basically, one should be animated to book more and more „savings packages“ and „special offers“.
Then one finds somewhere a hook, with an entry called „Bukkake“. This is a technical term for an extremely large amount of sperm. If you click on it, a window pops up saying „You have purchased this product and can find it in your menu. Have fun with it… „You are a
bit confused and confirm the button. A Java routine runs around and you are taken to the member area of the website www.bukkake.de.
In a frameset you find 15 video galleries with about 100 photos each. The actresses are however in no connection with the preview layout!
Kinky bukkake photos and porn
In summary, we are talking about 15 girls who are fucked and cummed all over in a club or disco on a stage. We estimate that about 30–50 men come over the actresses. The girls have more or less fun with it, some get the gagging and are about to puke when they sip a glass full of cum. Who likes that … Well ..
Unfortunately, the reference to the updates is missing, which is important for subscription customers in our opinion. All 15 galleries are under „Latest updates“. One has the impression that there are no updates at all and feels really ripped off. There also does not help the fully grafted portal of memberarea.tv.
Contrary to the navigation of the portal, the operation of the member area is intuitive: 15 galleries at the bottom, with one click the current gallery is at the top.
The videos have a total length of about 1 hour and are divided into 10 parts. In an outdated resolution of 320 x 240 pixels you can watch the videos streamed
It is not intended that one can download the videos. However, if you are a bit savvy, you can find the download links in the source code. Again, we find this very annoying.
Patience is needed… Errors in all areas of the member area
The photos have a resolution of 1024 × 683 pixels and seem to be taken „out of action“. The illumination is good, the perspectives great and the photos themselves are partly very stimulating. A professional was at work on the photos.
Because of the Java applets, download tools do not work. However, the 15 galleries can be clicked through manually relatively quickly.
During the test period, the server repeatedly malfunctioned. Again and again, the Java applet noodled around and a popup came up saying that there may be occasional malfunctions and that you should have patience. After the third connection failure, my patience was wearing thin. Sometimes the page was not accessible at all (see screenshot). In our eyes, this is absolutely NOT acceptable!
Opinions on page structure & design
Basically you have to differentiate between the sex portal www.memberarea.tv and the member area of Bukkake.de
- The member area is well structured. You can find your way around and know where you are
- The portal on the other hand is a real disaster. Advertising, advertising, advertising – here links, there links. You are always desperately looking for the home button and need about 5 minutes to understand the structure.
Experiences with the subscription cancellation
The cancellation of the subscription is not mentioned anywhere. Neither in the order conclusion, nor in the page with the order confirmation and also not in the confirmation mail or in the member area!
The offerer puts it obviously on the fact that the customer simply does not notice and several times can be accounted for. Can be quit on www.cybilling.com.
But attention: Who has paid by direct debit, can not log in to cancel! The cancellation must be made by e‑mail via the contact form.
Review conclusion of the Abspritzgarantie.de test report
Even though AbspritzGarantie.de is only a lock site for www.bukkake.de, we like the little content of Bukkake.de relatively well purely in terms of content.
However, various oddities in booking and cancellation give a sour taste. The payment modalities are hidden behind a form, in which one is to enter first an email address
No reference is made to the subscriptions and their cancellation options. You have to watch out for preselected checkboxes with paid partner offers!
It is a pity that the company of the sex site obviously does not attach great importance to customer satisfaction. One finds infinitely many very disturbing forum contributions over the side owner.
We recommend you to rather visit other bukkake porn sites.Visit Abspritzgarantie.de
|Country of operator:|
|Cost:||3.99 € / 3‑days (subscription)|
|24.90 € / 30 days|
|59.90 € / 90 days|
|99.90 € / 180 days|
|Test / Demo – access:||no|
|Payment methods:||Credit card, direct debit, pay per call (phone)|
|Cross-selling preselected:||yes (third-party website, phone sex subscription, newspaper subscription)|
|Photos / Images:|
|Quantity:||240 porn images|
|Ø Resolution:||1024×683 pixels|
|Image gallery control:||yes|
|Quantity:||13 porn movies|
|Ø Length:||60 minutes|
|Ø DL speed:||250 kB/sec|
|DRM copy protection:||no|
Test report summary for Abspritzgarantie.de
Image quality – 83%
Video quality – 50%
Sound quality – 50%
Exclusivity – 50%
Models – 67%
Authentic emotions – 33%
Variety – 67%
Extraordinary – 67%
Content quantity – 33%
Fairness – 17%
Promises / Reality – 17%
Sexual stimulation – 50%
Design – 50%
Navigation – 50%
Preview area (Tour pages) – 17%
Updates – 17%
Loading speed – 67%
Costs – 33%
Price-performance ratio – 0%
Payment – 50%
Price transparency – 33%
Advertising / Spam – 0%
Subscription cancellation – 0%
Overall impression – 50%
User Review( vote)
- Great photos in the members area
- Perverted women
- Beautiful cum faces
- Bait page for bukkake.com
- Nagging banners & popups
- Costs are hidden
- Cancellation only possible by email
- Subscription trap in booking form